@0    = ~...this is ridiculous. You are a golem!~
@1    = ~LOVE.~
@2    = ~You can't just love me. Look, I am not like you. I am a human and...~
@3    = ~YOU LOVE.~
@4    = ~Eh, I do love, but not something like you.~
@5    = ~DO.~
@6    = ~I will repeat it again and again and again. You. Are. A. Golem.~
@7    = ~ME. LOVE.~
@8    = ~Argh! Someone wake me from this nightmare!~
@9    = ~What's going on here?~
@10   = ~Hello. You must be The Golems! Hehehe.~
@11   = ~That's NOT funny. At all.~
@12   = ~A carnival of absurd fantasy. That's what's going on here!~
@13   = ~You see, I... was fooling around with my friends. We were making fun at the golem workshop when one of them started to move. I pretended that I have finally found the love of my life. We even set up a wedding, but--it was all a joke! But this thing...~
@14   = ~Yes, THAT thing woke up. And it thinks that was for real! This is absurd... YOU ARE A GOLEM!!!~
@15   = ~YOUR.~
@16   = ~You see?~
@17   = ~Well, that's a story that truly deserves a play!~
@18   = ~I don't want to make you mad, but it looks quite loyal and... it cares for you.~
@19   = ~Well, you got into something really bad. But I'm not sure if I can do anything about it.~
@20   = ~Have you tried ordering it to leave?~
@21   = ~What your friend is saying?~
@22   = ~YOU TOO?! I think I'm surrounded by mad people.~
@23   = ~So you're gonna leave me like that?! DON'T YOU DARE!~
@24   = ~Of course, I tried that! That was the first thing I did!~
@25   = ~He started making jokes and then he said he can't do anything about it, because that never happened before. Worthless boy... You don't start a golem workshop if you don't know how to deal with situations like that.~
@26   = ~What's worse, he keeps saying--~
@27   = ~...exactly. A PERFECT presentation, you pile of stupid... clay, or something.~
@28   = ~Any thoughts?~
@29   = ~Have you tried destroying it?~
@30   = ~Perhaps you should... hide from it?~
@31   = ~I believe you should try to live with it.~
@32   = ~You're married. I'm not sure I'm in the position to tell you what to do about your marriage problems.~
@33   = ~You found something that is truly devoted to you and that cares about you and you whine about it. That's not nice.~
@34   = ~Nope. Sorry, but I need to go.~
@35   = ~Well, call me mad, but... I'm not going to start attacking and smashing someone that keeps repeating that it loves me.~
@36   = ~Tried it. Doesn't work.~
@37   = ~WHAT?!~
@38   = ~YES.~
@39   = ~Ugh...~
@40   = ~I know it sounds weird, but it doesn't seem to force you to any intimacy. It just stands here and wants to protect you. Is there anything wrong with that?~
@41   = ~You know, nevermind. I think I'll just go.~
@42   = ~I hate it when people make such jokes!~
@43   = ~No no no no no no. NO.~
@44   = ~If you don't have any better idea, just leave.~
@45   = ~Eh... What a waste of time.~
@46   = ~Eh, you really think that it's not going to do anything stupid once I find someone REAL?~
@47   = ~First of all, it is real. Secondly, just teach it to respect others.~
@48   = ~Maybe it's a stupid idea. Nevermind. Don't listen to me.~
@49   = ~Is that an option?~
@50   = ~RESPECT...?~
@51   = ~Can you do that, thing?~
@52   = ~MUST?~
@53   = ~Of course you must!~
@54   = ~HMM.~
@55   = ~RESPECT.~
@56   = ~KAMMA.~
@57   = ~I think you got your answer.~
@58   = ~I think you two will have wonderful babies. That's a rock-solid guess, hehe.~
@59   = ~FINE! Still, this is ridiculous...~
@60   = ~All love is.~
@61   = ~Patience. I think you two will learn how to live with each other.~
@62   = ~Looks like we have an expert here...~
@63   = ~Do you really want my husband to finally shut you up?~
@64   = ~I. CAN.~
@65   = ~See? He CAN. Heh.~
@66   = ~So, I think I need to start teaching him what are the lines. Excuse us.~
@67   = ~You again? Came here to share some GREAT ideas?~
@68   = ~You... killed it? Just like that?!~
@69   = ~Isn't that what you wanted?~
@70   = ~There was no other option.~
@71   = ~Uhm... sorry?~
@72   = ~I wanted to end it peacefully! You damn...~
@73   = ~GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! NOW!~
@74   = ~...~
@75   = ~LOVE. KAMMA.~
@76   = ~You really like her?~
@77   = ~Would you EVER hurt her?~
@78   = ~Will you protect her?~
@79   = ~Will you stop her from having other relationships?~
@80   = ~(Inspect the golem.)~
@81   = ~Goodbye.~
@82   = ~NO.~
@83   = ~NO...~
@84   = ~(You can see a small crack in his back. It looks like this golem is actually physically damaged. You may try to put a dagger in the crack and destroy it.)~
@85   = ~(Destroy the golem.)~
@86   = ~(Leave it be.)~
@87   = ~(You put the dagger inside the crack and destroy the golem.)~
@88   = ~Maybe we will learn how to live with each other. IF YOU STOP BREAKING MY PLATES!~
@89   = ~ME. SORRY.~
@90   = ~Well, at least you know how to apologize...~
@91   = ~LEAVE!~
